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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:25 am Reply with quote
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|LP| - The Legacy of Poontage

The Legacy of Poontage could be said to have began back in SCTFL 5, with the creation of the clan GnR, by 2 great soldat players, Fabmanx and Marbire. The friendship of Marbire and Fabmanx led to countless other clans including [PS] Painshot, {B}{H} BioHazard, and the current clan, which is a tribute to all these past clans, The Legacy of Poontage.

While many members have played a part in this legacy, the core members for the past 2.5 years have been Marbire, Fabmanx, Mancer, Poop, Shady and Messiah. Other important members include Bloodeh, TFS, Wol-Shiver, Drivenunder, Geriace and to a certain extent, the clanhopper known as Blood Shaman.

These clans were probably the most succesful ever in North America. The group won SCTFL 7, finished second in SCTFL 10 and IPC 2, finished in the top 4 in SCTFL 6 and TPC 3 and 4, and finished in the top 8 in SCTFL 8 and 5.

The term "Poont" was created by some rather interesting circumstances. During a Clanwar between PS and some other clan, Marbire had made a tremendous play where he had double killed 2 opponents and captured the other teams flag. Being the arrogant son of a bitch that he is, Marbire decided to brag about this move in Ventrillo. He was going to say something about "owning" the other team, however in a rush of adrenaline he yelled out "DOUBLE POONT PLUS LEET CAPPAGE". Ensue Hilarity. PS eventually lost this clanwar due to laughing out loud the whole game after this comment was made.

In those days, Poont was not a popular term. It was only used in ventrillo during clanwars and was never stated in public. So how did it become the popular term it is today? Well, it was due to another comment made by Marbire during a clanwar between {B}{H} and some other clan. During the match, Marbire was having a great round, where he was capping, killing and owning the other clan like there was no tommorow. He was saying Poont after every kill he made, and eventually he got 2 kills at almost the same time, so he yelled out "POONT POONT". The way Marbire said this made it sound like a "CHOO CHOO" of a train. Hilarity Ensued. And another clanwar was lost by BH due to laughing in ventrillo the whole time.

After hearing the "POONT POONT" comment from Marbire, Fabmanx came up with the idea of making a taunt called "You just got run over by the Poont Train". Thus began the publication of the term Poont. Eventually, all members of BH made some sort of taunt that included the word Poont, and the term became so popular that many other players outside of BH started using it.

Soon after, Mancer decided to make a collage of all BH members and he put the pictures as we were riding a train. This became known as the Poont Train. It became a running gag of the clan. Poop, Shady, Fabmanx and Bloodshaman eventually created a "Poont" song with lyrics posting the weaknesses of all members.

Mancer writes: "If you never listened to one of the clans many ventrillo conversations, you missed out on some mighty hilarious moments that can only be remembered by the clan members themselves. Often times, Shady would make us laugh so hard that none of us could breathe, and we would end up losing clan wars because of it. I remember a certain moment on Ctf_Ash, the first time Shady ever played it. He couldnt figure out how to get out of the base. When we went back to go see what he was doing, he was trying to get out through the wall that is supposed to be a window. "How the fuck do I get out this door" he said to us; it was one of the funniest moments Ive ever had with the clan. Another time, we were playing a clan war, and losing pretty bad. Marbire was playing badly, and having a tough time dealing with it. Just as he was about to cap, he was sniped, and it was lost. Marbire screamed so loud that it honestly blew out my speakers for a good 10 seconds. The high pitched frequency that came out of that mans mouth shattered glass for miles. Needless to say, many hemo's were axxed that day.

We also had some bad times. I remember the Semi-final playoff match with /HS/, nearly 2 years ago in [PS]. I thought I was hot shit because I always raped on ctf_Voland top, and I was overconfident that I was going to lead us to victory on that map. When we played it, I choked really hard and got hammered by Brad (aka Sneaky Bastard)'s steyr aug spray top. Chances are that we lost the match because of it, and even today I still get trash talk from FabmanX and Marbire for fucking up that day. I guess its something that wont be forgotten any time soon. There were also on many occasions where making fun of Messiah got a little out of hand, and he was pretty upset about it for a while. He wondered why he even joined the clan in the first place. However, I think by now he learned that it will never change, and its just the way we are, but that deep down we absolutley mean nothing by it and that we dont want him to quit. Also, despite how many times he's been axxed, he will always be invited back to party on the Poont Train express.

All in all, Ive had some kickass experiences with these guys, and I really think that I can no longer be in another clan, simply because I am so used to my teammates that I have been with for close to 3 years. Ive tried to join clans during [PS] and {B}{H}'s 'off times', but I ended up quitting simply because I couldnt adjust to a different way my new teammates worked. Theres just something about the fucked up insults, the screaming and yelling, the ventrillo conversations, and most of all, the teamwork, that kept me comming back."

Poop writes: "The things I personally remember in my history with all of these members is the epic arguments between all members, usually about ethical issues not having anything to do with soldat (The first time Bloodshaman got axxed, it was because he and marbire had a 1 hour long argument about whether Hitler was a good person). The emo comments at many times made by Messiah, and the hilarious stupidity of Shady and some other members. I was in 2 clans before joining this legacy, and I must say that the level of fun I had in those two, compared to these is not even comparable."

The Poont Triain and Poont song are in the next post! I will also post a list of some hilarious quotes from our MSN conversations once I get a hold of the file from messiah.


Last edited by poop on Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:35 am; edited 9 times in total

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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:32 am Reply with quote
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The Poont Train: From left to right: Poop, Mancer, Marbire, Fabmanx, Messiah.



The Poont Song: Some old members are included which may not currently be in the clan.

You just got run over by the Poont Train.

Coming home from our base on b2b.

Now you can say there ain't no thing as poontage,

But if you play with us, youll believe.


Mancer'd been drinkin' too much Poont nog,

He got so fat he needed liposuction

We all know mancer is the master of lame,

And ruger spraying is his only function.


Now Fabmanx poonts all fucking day

He poonts so hard his opponents need chemo..

But hes 18 and still hasnt hit puberty,

His laugh is very childish and hemo.


You just got run over by the Poont Train.

Coming home from our base on b2b.

Now you can say there ain't no thing as poontage,

But if you play with us, youll believe.


Now sometimes Poop is quit the poonter

on alt route he always uses m79

hes finally lost his goddamn virginity

But it was to a unconcious drunk canine.


Marbire is such an argentine poonter.

Hes so cocky, he thinks hes the best

we often mistake him for a dirty mexican:

His sisters is so hot, hes done incest..


You just got run over by the Poont Train.

Coming home from our base on b2b.

Now you can say there ain't no thing as poontage,

But if you play with us, youll believe.


Shadys barret sometimes can be deadly

Hes usually a big show-off

One time in bed he released his poontage,

And blew drivenunders fucking head off.


Gameover and bloodshaman use the ruger

But neither one of them really poont.

Gameover has a kid cause he fucked a fat chick,

And bloodshaman loves his sister.. god what a hick.


You just got run over by the Poont Train.

Coming home from our base on b2b.

Now you can say there ain't no thing as poontage,

But if you play with us, youll believe.



As messiah played with all his might

he got shot by a sniper in his sight

He tried and tried throughout the match

until marbire said "fix your ratio or your axxed"

But messiah couldnt fix his ratio, so he was benched, and then

When I looked towards the bleachers

I watched and saw some blood drench

When I went closer I noticed messiah

cutting himself on our spectator bench


You just got run over by the poont train,

So fuck all of you little poontage haters,

You're just jealous and you always complain

you even get raped by tfs and wol, our spectators

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